You Know Italiano? Si, Si, Little Bit...

I'm not sure if this is a standard issue of Lonely Planet's guidebook to Italy...but it sure is funny. Imagine, getting lucky with some Italian chick when you just have to reach the phrasebook to ensure she's having a good time, haha...

What The Opposite Sex Searches in Google...

So check this out, I found out a picture on Digg which I thought was fake, so I've decided to try it on my own. It's funny how sometimes people just Google for almost anything. I mean anything! Check out these pictures. If you happen to have found any other interesting findings, let me know:)
See how men and women expect different things in life? Have a good weekend...

p/s: I just realised, this post is posted at 10/10, at 1111hrs...cool...

The Heineken Commercial...

I always wonder, but beer companies have always produced some of the freshest, original and creative advertisements I have ever seen on mainstream media. They must have hired themselves a damn good firm to come up with this genius ideas! It is also a wonder why us Malaysians could not come up with such an advert (with exception of Maxis and Digi adverts, I think they're brilliant). Anyway, I encountered this advert during the screening of Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen, and I thought it's just hillarious. Enjoy:)

His Name Is Yehya...

I happened to watch Jimmy Kimmel on Star World and I came across this character; Yehya. He was doing this interview at the MTV Movie Awards 09 and I thought he was just hilarious. So, I did the usual; looked it up on You Tube and shared it with all my readers. Enjoy laughing your ass off and have a good day!

Things That You See On A Saturday Stroll In A Shopping Mall

Or perhaps once in a blue moon. Oh well, you be the judge. That's what happened. You go to a shopping mall, you walk around, you see things, your mind ponders and you can't help it but have a giggle deep inside (too bad no pictures were taken, it could have been some sweet memories:

1) A relatively large and round kid (neglected and he shall be obese) showing signs of fatigue after a stroll (in Malay you say jalan sikit dah mengah. How cute.

2) A security guard minding his own business and taking things a little too extreme. What did he do? Oh well, let's just say it involves his hand and...his bum (garu gatal tak hingat punyer, tak cover line langsung). And to think that he is displaying his actions close to the escalator is just disturbing.

3) A father missing his kid (D'uh typical). Not a good way to start your day. You just don't know what might happened in today's world if you left your kids unguarded.

4) A male promoter who showed his 'manly' enthusiasm a little too much when selling perfumes (He was even shocked to find out how much cash voucher is waiting for his customer: quote 'Hah ye ke? 50 ringgit voucher??')

5) Women (who obviously we know has a high taste when it comes to fashion) wearing items which I considered loud to the human eye. Yeah we're talking bling2 much to the extend of blinding your eyes should you look at it directly. Haha, well there's one with the yellow (yes, I said it right, YELLOW) leggings and yellow shoes (I guess she will survive walking at night, there's absolutely no f-ing way a motorist could not see her). And there's another woman that..let's just say her clother reminded me of disco balls. I'm dead serious!

6) And last but not least, people who treated shopping malls as a good place to play hide and seek.

What do you know..just when you thought you've seen it all...

On a seperate note, today is my mum and my eldest brother's birthday. So, mummy and abe ja: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

In The Spirit Of 'Idol'...

Well, it's that time of the year again; another season of American Idol. Hollywood week is over, and the finalist will now compete to be the next big thing. In the spirit of celebrating the upcoming eighth season, I brought you...one of the funniest 'Idol' videos I've ever watched. This is from 'Bulgarian Idol'. Enjoy:)