07 December 2009

Yawnnn...


When I stumbled into this article, I remember being in a Physics class back in college. Mr Suresh, my Physics teacher was explaining something I don't quite remember, but I do remember unintentionally yawn (I supposed it's because it's a bit boring), when I got caught with a caution 'No yawning in my class'. I supposed now reading this article I can say, 'You should let me yawn!'

Yawn It’s one of the best things you can do for your brain.

By Andrew Newburg

Go ahead: Laugh if you want (though you’ll benefit your brain more if you smile), but in my professional opinion, yawning is one of the best-kept secrets in neuroscience. Even my colleagues who are researching meditation, relaxation, and stress reduction at other universities have overlooked this powerful neural-enhancing tool. However, yawning has been used for many decades in voice therapy as an effective means for reducing performance anxiety and hypertension in the throat.

Several recent brain-scan studies have shown that yawning evokes a unique neural activity in the areas of the brain that are directly involved in generating social awareness and creating feelings of empathy. One of those areas is the precuneus, a tiny structure hidden within the folds of the parietal lobe. According to researchers at the Institute of Neurology in London, the precuneus appears to play a central role in consciousness, self-reflection, and memory retrieval. The precuneus is also stimulated by yogic breathing, which helps explain why different forms of meditation contribute to an increased sense of self-awareness. It is also one of the areas hardest hit by age-related diseases and attention deficit problems, so it’s possible that deliberate yawning may actually strengthen this important part of the brain. For these reasons I believe that yawning should be integrated into exercise and stress reduction programs, cognitive and memory enhancement training, psychotherapy, and contemplative spiritual practice. And, because the precuneus has recently been associated with the mirror-neuron system in the brain (which allows us to resonate to the feelings and behaviors of others), yawning may even help us to enhance social awareness, compassion, and effective communication with others.

Why am I so insistent? Because if I were to ask you to put this magazine down right now and yawn 10 times to experience this fabulous technique, you probably won’t do it. Even at seminars, after presenting the overwhelmingly positive evidence, when I ask people to yawn, half of the audience will hesitate. I have to coax them so they can feel the immediate relaxing effects. There’s an unexplained stigma in our society implying that it’s rude to yawn, and most of us were taught this when we were young.

As a young medical student, I was once “caught” yawning and actually scolded by my professor. He said that it was inappropriate to appear tired in front of patients, even though I was actually standing in a hallway outside of the patient’s room. Indeed, yawning does increase when you’re tired, and it may be the brain’s way of gently telling you that a little rejuvenating sleep is needed. On the other hand, exposure to light will also make you yawn, suggesting that it is part of the process of waking up.

But yawning doesn’t just relax you—it quickly brings you into a heightened state of cognitive awareness. Students yawn in class, not because the teacher is boring (although that will make you yawn as well, as you try to stay focused on the monotonous speech), but because it rids the brain of sleepiness, thus helping you stay focused on important concepts and ideas. It regulates consciousness and our sense of self, and helps us become more introspective and self-aware. Of course, if you happen to find yourself trapped in a room with a dull, boring, monotonous teacher, yawning will help keep you awake.

Yawning will relax you and bring you into a state of alertness faster than any other meditation technique I know of, and because it is neurologically contagious, it’s particularly easy to teach in a group setting. One of my former students used yawning to bring her argumentative board of directors back to order in less than 60 seconds. Why? Because it helps people synchronize their behavior with others.

Yawning, as a mechanism for alertness, begins within the first 20 weeks after conception. It helps regulate the circadian rhythms of newborns, and this adds to the evidence that yawning is involved in the regulation of wakefulness and sleep. Since circadian rhythms become asynchronous when a person’s normal sleep cycle is disturbed, yawning should help the late-night partygoer reset the brain’s internal clock. Yawning may also ward off the effects of jet lag and ease the discomfort caused by high altitudes.

So what is the underlying mechanism that makes yawning such an essential tool? Besides activating the precuneus, it regulates the temperature and metabolism of your brain. It takes a lot of neural energy to stay consciously alert, and as you work your way up the evolutionary ladder, brains become less energy efficient. Yawning probably evolved as a way to cool down the overly active mammalian brain, especially in the areas of the frontal lobe. Some have even argued that it is a primitive form of empathy. Most vertebrates yawn, but it is only contagious among humans, great apes, macaque monkeys, and chimpanzees. In fact, it’s so contagious for humans that even reading about it will cause a person to yawn.

Dogs yawn before attacking, Olympic athletes yawn before performing, and fish yawn before they change activities. Evidence even exists that yawning helps individuals on military assignment perform their tasks with greater accuracy and ease. Indeed, yawning may be one of the most important mechanisms for regulating the survival-related behaviors in mammals. So if you want to maintain an optimally healthy brain, it is essential that you yawn. It is true that excessive yawning can be a sign that an underlying neurological disorder (such as migraine, multiple sclerosis, stroke, or drug reaction) is occurring. However, I and other researchers suspect that yawning may be the brain’s attempt to eliminate symptoms by readjusting neural functioning.

Numerous neurochemicals are involved in the yawning experience, including dopamine, which activates oxytocin production in your hypothalamus and hippocampus, areas essential for memory recall, voluntary control, and temperature regulation. These neurotransmitters regulate pleasure, sensuality, and relationship bonding between individuals, so if you want to enhance your intimacy and stay together, then yawn together. Other neurochemicals and molecules involved with yawning include acetylcholine, nitric oxide, glutamate, GABA, serotonin, ACTH, MSH, sexual hormones, and opium derivate peptides. In fact, it’s hard to find another activity that positively influences so many functions of the brain.

My advice is simple. Yawn as many times a day as possible: when you wake up, when you’re confronting a difficult problem at work, when you prepare to go to sleep, and whenever you feel anger, anxiety, or stress. Yawn before giving an important talk, yawn before you take a test, and yawn while you meditate or pray because it will intensify your spiritual experience.

Conscious yawning takes a little practice and discipline to get over the unconscious social inhibitions, but people often come up with three other excuses not to yawn: “I don’t feel like it,” “I’m not tired,” and my favorite, “I can’t.” Of course you can. All you have to do to trigger a deep yawn is to fake it six or seven times. Try it right now, and you should discover by the fifth false yawn, a real one will begin to emerge. But don’t stop there, because by the tenth or twelfth yawn, you’ll feel the power of this seductive little trick. Your eyes may start watering and your nose may begin to run, but you’ll also feel utterly present, incredibly relaxed, and highly alert. Not bad for something that takes less than a minute to do. And if you find that you can’t stop yawning—I’ve seen some people yawn for thirty minutes—you’ll know that you’ve been depriving yourself of an important neurological treat.

03 December 2009

You Know Italiano? Si, Si, Little Bit...

I'm not sure if this is a standard issue of Lonely Planet's guidebook to Italy...but it sure is funny. Imagine, getting lucky with some Italian chick when you just have to reach the phrasebook to ensure she's having a good time, haha...

30 November 2009

The Refinery Turnaround

The refinery I'm working at right now will be having its first turnaround starting today. We will start reducing feed capacity and should be in total shutdown mode in 5 days time. So, since the refinery operated 24/7, you can't afford to shut it down very long. Work around the clock is very, very necessary in this case. Thorough and detailed planning has been taking place for the past year, ensuring that everything is in order. Even 1 hour delay is not acceptable in a turnaround, as time is money, literally. Just as a ball park figure, the plant I'm working in generates about 300K dollars per day in revenue.


So, why do we have to shutdown? Well, in the new plant's case, once you got it commissioned you will get the Certificate of Fitness (CF). For a new plant it will last for 12 months. Then you need to shut it down, held up a series of inspection to make sure everything is in order, then you'll get to extend the CF. You can get an extension up to 72 months before shutting down again. So, the Department of Occupational Safety and Health (DOSH) will be calling the shots when it comes to the inspection.


Besides my plant, another complex will be having its turnaround as well to extend their CF. Things are going to get very complicated, messy, not to mention tiring. I don't think I'll be able to update the blog for this coming 1 month. I will however try to update myself via Twitter, so stay updated. I might also post something in advance if I have the time

29 November 2009

The Most Hideous Burger In Town?

So I took my mum & Yaya for dinner last night. We went to My Mom's Chicken Rice (the famous Linda Onn's dining spot) nearby Ampang Point, which I don't quite understand why it got so famous. If you ask me, I've tasted better chicken rice. Perhaps, because it's Linda Onn's it has some star appeal to the customers. Anyway, driving home Yaya suddenly mentioned about 1 particular burger stall which is quite famous. Having a big appetite, I thought 'Let's check it out'. 10 minutes later, here we were, at Burger Om.

Seeing the stall at first sight, the stall definitely does not spell out much appeal. It looks like your typical burger stall that you came across every day. By the way, don't get me started on asking why the hell do all burger stalls are located so close to 7-11? The only difference I can see is the one who's making it. Most stalls that I go to are handled by teens at their 20s, not some old chap with his wife as you can see here. And thanks to my eavesdropping skills, I learnt that he has been involved in this business for the past 25 years.

So, after waiting we got our burgers and we headed home. I can't wait to see what's so special about this burger. Is it so delicious beyond imagination? That would probably be too ambitious, judging from the appearance of the stall. But I'm not to judge, I'm just wanting to have a good meal. I opened the wrapping when I saw this:
I might be wrong, but could this be the most hideous looking burger I've ever seen in my life? I mean look at it! Does it not spell sloppiness and poorly prepared? How come this burger got famous? Mind you, I've ordered a beef special, not a double beef special. You can only imagine how double beef special will look like after looking at the above. I looked at Yaya when she insisted me to try it first. I had my first bite, and then everything changes. It DOES NOT taste like it looks. It may look poorly done and all, but it sure tasted good. Juicy, tender, full of flavour, as what you might expect from an experienced burger maker. But again, looking at the image above and you are not wrong; it looks like it is deep fried, with all the oil and grease...and...may I suggest full discretion upon eating this. Your health is yours to take care of. Hehe.

Satisfied with the 'sloppy burger', I browsed the Internet to verify the claim that this 'Om Burger' is in fact famous. I was stunned. There have been a few food blogs praising about how good this burger is. And one more thing, it may be the most hideous burger in town, but it also holds another record, according to popular votes:

I'm not kidding you. Fried Chillies (a legit Malaysian network site on food) organised the 1st Annual Fried Chillies Foodsters Awards and Om Burger was voted 'The Best Street Burger In KL'! (you can check the list of winners here).

So, don't just take my word. Try it out! Om Burger is located at Lorong Kolam Air Lama, 68000 Ampang Jaya, Selangor. (N 3.16063 E101.78560 for those of you with GPS). Who says sloppy can't taste good? Till the next post...

28 November 2009

Seen And Heard: Kris Allen - Live Like We're Dying

Today has been a gloomy day, as it started raining from the afternoon till about like 6 or so. Anyway, I was downloading a few songs for my collection and I encountered this song. At first I thought it was from The Script. I was like 'Gee, haven't heard this song before. Is it from The Script?' After further digging, I found out the truth: it is Kris Allen's latest single! Hey hey, now why it sounded just like The Script's nature of songs? Turns out, it was originally recorded by The Script. But then, it was pretty much unreleased, and now Kris got his hands on it! Check out his video after this. If you're a big fan of The Script, I'm damn sure you'll like this too:)
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26 November 2009

That's Just Plain Ballsy...


Enough said. Pics courtesy of mirror.co.uk

23 November 2009

Happy First Anniversary MG3!

23 November 2009 is the day the MG3 (the plant where I'm working now) celebrated it's first anniversary of commercial operation. For that, the organizing team (led by yours truly) was entrusted to hold an event for it. A lot of work was put into making it a success, but in the end I am satisfied with the end result.

We have received a helping hand from the HR department to assist us in making this event possible. They helped us with the hall and seating arrangements, audio visual aspects as well as event photography (I have yet to get the pics from them, will upload a few here later). One colleague at work helped us in the food section (which I'm glad he did, as everyone praised the food that day). It was especially important to have everything perfect as we are expecting the CEO of the refinery, as well as the CEO of the marketing arm for the base oil. Now what is left is just...flyers, backdrops, banners, email invitations, montage, emcee text preparations, goodie bags, cake, hampers....did I miss anything else?

I have put my creative cap on to design the flyers, banners, backdrops. I was thinking something complicated when suddenly it hit me. We're celebrating 1 year old, why don't we just do something simple? Something very 1 year old? So, I thought why not put a 1 candle and a cupcake beside it. It will look cute, simple, appropriate. So the result is:


We also thought that since it is a 1 year anniversary, let's do something a 1 year old would do; cut a cake! So we went to the bakery and ordered a 4kg cake (huge!) shaped in a number 1..How cute. Then we went to Mydin, buying out stuffs for the goodie bags & hampers. I also had to prepare and emcee text as I will be the emcee of the event. Sunday at about 5-ish, we returned to the office, having all stuffs ready, we got our young operators helped us out in packaging the goodie bags.

We're supposed to be giving out the goodies at 7:15am but guess what, at 6:30a, it started to rain! At home I was like, crap, are we supposed to bring along an umbrella now? But luckily, as we reached the office, the rain stops. My boss was there, early and so bersemangat to give away the goodies. We got all dressed up in our new corporate shirts (ordered especially for this anniversary). Heck, I even bought a new pair of Dockers for this, haha.

After everything was given out, I went straight to the main hall for audio and visual check, as well as last minute preps. We tested the backdrops, montage, background music, I even practised reading my text for the big event! I was pacing here and there (my routine habit when I'm nervous, huhu).

11am, guests now slowly arrived and entered the hall. There's no turning back now. I prayed that everything will turn out well. I played my cool being the emcee, and everything else just flows along. In the end, it turned out well, and I'm happy. The wife of the marketing CEO gives a thumbs up to me and said 'Good job'. I smiled, thinking I had the job done, that's all that matters:)

Will share some of the pictures when I got it. Till the next post...

22 November 2009

Stretching My Voice Chords; Something I Haven't Done In A Long Time

I can't really remember when was the last time I sang out, you know, publicly..with friends. I mean, I enjoy music so very much, but not to the extend of singing the tunes wherever I go. I still remember when I used to sing in public functions back when I was in Standard 2, 3 I think. Anyway, there were two occassions where suddenly I have been sucked into karaoke. One was my colleague's birthday. About 6 of us went out celebrating and the organizer thought that it would be great going out for a karaoke. So we went to this spot at Dataran Pahlawan. At first it was awkward you know, as you feel like you have to impress many people with your freakishly sumbang voice. I have no idea of what to sing, so I chose 'Better Man' by Robbie Williams as my first debut. Man have I made the wrong choice! That song was hard, especially if you haven't really been involved in this karaoke for a very long time! Later on, all of us got comfy stuffing ourselves with food and all, relaxing on a nice couch. Suddenly it doesn't matter anymore. I chose any song I felt like singing, I sang along with the others who chose songs that I happened to like. You don't really care how you sounded like, coz in the end it's about enjoying the moment with your best buds. All and all, it went well, so yeayy for me (at least)

Then there's this away day organized by my department in PD. I arrived at about 7, settled down and getting ready for dinner. At dinner, I happened to be on the same table as my process manager (you know, the one I talked about in my earlier post), and all of a sudden he was like, 'Jom malam ni karok (as in karaoke), aku dah book bilik (I've booked a room), (invite the others). I was like 'ajak yang lain2mimpi apa plak boss aku nih? (what the hell is he dreaming about, suddenly inviting to a karaoke?) So the dinner ended and 15 of us went to the VIP room booked, and again we sang our asses off! We sang and sang and sang, and one by one left the room until there are the three of us! PM, my operating enginner colleague, and me! We sang Aerosmith's I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing like crazy. Steven Tyler, we don't know how you did it singing this effing difficult song, but man, you're god! I even took the opportunity to sing one of my all time favourite song 'Iris' by Goo Goo Dolls. They dig the song too and together we sang! There are more songs, but that was definitely the highlight of the night. We left the room almost at 1am. We have to stop there, coz tomorrow we'll have a breakout and discussion session. But man it was a fun night.

I don't know, there's just something about karaoke that's just stress relieving and liberating. It's not to be enjoyed frequently (or otherwise you have to use note pads or sign languages to talk to people), but when you went out for it, it felt good.

14 November 2009

A Valuable Lesson In Office Politics

Remember that one time I twitted about being underrated by the boss despite working like crazy? I never really managed to get it off my system. I haven't got the chance to speak my mind about it, and yesterday I got the chance. I was at the Operations room, discussing and chatting with the process manager (let's just put him as PM) about the event we're organizing in two weeks time, which is the 1st anniversary of our commercial operation. Along the way, the topic just surfaced. 'I heard that he (my boss) rated you guys harshly, really?', PM asked me. 'Well, let's just say that some of the comments that he put in, he can personally talk through with us and we'll get around it to improve, but no he has to put it in the system so that all people in the bloody refinery can look at it! It feels like a slap in the face", I told PM. PM heard about it from our senior manager, which then he commented as being totally uncalled for and biased. Personally he (PM) thinks that for a young engineer like myself and my colleagues here in the maintenance team, we did a fantastic job. Fewhh, I'm glad to hear those words. PM then talks about his past, having fair share of working with shitty bosses and all, and how he worked around it. Man, he was quite a bad ass, even till now! But if you ask me, he is a bad ass knowing exactly what he wants and fought for it like hell, which I think is a quality to be admired for. Bottom line, before we ended our chat, he gave this advice. 'Know your allies (be it your senior manager, or other senior colleagues which you are clicked with, they can be very valuable when it comes to year end feedback), if you know that your boss is not on your side. So what if you're called a stupid son of a bitch, as long as what you did was right, fuck those guys'. Wow, I did learn something today, something which may be worthy over the next few years. Something you actually need to master if you are to survive the world of office politics...

13 November 2009

The Heart Speaks...

It's been a while since my last blog. I don't really have anything to blog about other than just sharing what I found over the Net. But today, I just feel like typing something.

First, let's talk about the state of mind that I'm in right now. If my state of mind is like a drink, I have passed my watermelon sweetness phase, bitterness of a Brazillian coffee, etc. If you ask me, I prefer to reflect my mind as being a plain water (Kelantanse will phrase it as tawar hebe)

Let's just reflect what had happened in my personal life (I'll try to not let my emotions cloud the way I'm typing here). It's been about what, 1 year 9 months-ish since the unfortunate event. Well, things went well before that, till one day I was told as being boring, having no sense of commitment, yada3 (which I admit anyway as my weakness). And then we sort of..drfit apart from each other. As time goes by comes this thing about this 3rd guy coming into the picture, of how he's doing something not cool to get her, bla3. Then comes the yoyo phase, whereby she suddenly texted me to say she had a bad dream about me and all, treated me to my birthday dinner and all of a sudden, not answering my calls and smses (I have stopped hoping then). Then comes the picture. Please don't get me started on that picture. I started listening to The Fray's Heartless over and over again, my brain starts to go cuckoo and my grey hairs breeds like crazy!

Now comes a new chapter in my life story. I got a crush on someone at work (at the moment probably I'm just the one who syok sendiri of having a fling). Heck, I even found out that there is someone in the other department who had a crush on me! Talk about playing the game eh. But then I realised that it will probably not work in the future. I just don't feel that we're compatible to the 'happily ever after' state. Plus, my stupid company has enforced this stupid policy on marriage. Apparently you can no longer got married with someone within the same company. Fuck...There goes my chances. Now what the hell am I supposed to do now to find my prospects outside work, now that inside work is a no-no? Perhaps I should start Facebook-ing again...We'll see about that...

I don't think I'm living the past now (now that I got myself occupied with work, but now and then flashbacks are triggered when I look at the little tortoises on my Crocs), but also I'm not living the future. Of course I have started saving myself financially, thinking that 11 Nov 2011 (11/11/11) is a good date to get married, but then in the mean time, I'm just living the present, and I know I can only live the present for so long. I have to look forward to the next stage in life.

To Papa, Mummy and Yaya, you have been my strongest support system I could ever have in this life, and I could not ask for more. When I reflected my actions on what happened, I think the bottom line is that what I did was not wrong.

I'm not writing this to gain sympathy or pityness but simply a means of letting my mind do the talking. Think of it as an RV (relief valve) moment. When there are times of overpressure, it 'pops' to relieve it and things will get to normal, at least for now. I've been told that things will get better in time. Well, it better be true.

Now, two happenings are awaiting. One is my turnaround (TA) of the refinery I'm working in. It starts on the 29th Nov till 3rd Jan 2010. Secondly is another significant date which is coming in about what, 37 days or so? That date surely makes my mind ponder. In the end, only He knows best...

Till the next post...

02 November 2009

Losing My Virginity


Before I go any further, NO! it is not about that! It is about the book that I just finished reading. And no, it is not a book about journey into adulthood. I don't need a book to find out what adulthood is all about. I have all the knowledge that I need for that, hehe...'Losing My Virginity' (see above) is a book by Sir Richard Branson, who is the owner of the Virgin Group. Basically it is his memoir of his upbringings and how he drive the rising of the Virgin empire. He may not be famous here, but back in the UK you can see 'Virgin' name almost everywhere. From video stores to mobile service carriers to airplanes to trains to broadband! You can't help but wonder if all these 'virgins' are of the same company. And the answer is YES! You can see the list of his business ventures here

He started off his venture into business by setting up a magazine, 'Student' when he was only 16. His academic intellignence may be lacking (he suffered from dyslexia back during student days), but his tenacity for business is undeniable. He then set up Virgin as a mail order record retailer. Funny thing how he and his team came up with the brand name. Apparently, during that time all of his colleagues are basically new, naive into business ventures- hence the word 'Virgin'. From retailing company, 'Virgin' went to recording, undergone sheer amounts of struggle before emerged as one of the top recording companies in the world, signing up big names during that time like Boy George, Rolling Stones, and the Sex Pistols.

From there onwards, the branch of the Virgin tree keeps growing further and further. He expanded into airline travels (setting up and running Virgin Atlantic was probably the biggest challenge of his life, fighting against the ruthless British Airways who have been monopolizing British air travel business), rail business (setting up Virgin Trains), to the media business and currently, space travelling by setting up Virgin Galactic. All of his journeys have not been smooth sailing, and the heat can be felt reading this book. The way it was written is just so exciting.

Aside from business, he is also a sucker for adventures. He went for a boat trip attempting the fastest Atlantic Ocean crossing, hot air balloon challenge crossing the Atlantic & the Pacific...Goshh, only God knows what is going through in his mind, attempting all this dangerous attempts. But then, it is this sort of attitude which makes Branson exciting and admirable. He approached his life and business ventures with zest, exhiliration, and more importantly passion.

Upon reading this book, you can't help but to be green with envy towards Richard Branson. He has been living an exciting life (you will if you have two private Islands in the Carribean), his ventures have been going well, and he has the family to be there with him all the time! Woww, what a life he is having, and certainly this is one of the best books I've ever read. I highly recommend all of you to read this book.

01 November 2009

Seen And Heard: This Is It


I went to the Gardens to watch 'This Is It' with no expectations. Heck, I don't even remember that Yaya and I bought tickets for Saturday night until the afternoon, which showed the state of mind I am in earlier. I'm not entirely sure what to look up for. Is it a documentary? Is it a tribute film? All I know during that time was the airing is only scheduled for 2 weeks only.

'This Is It' is a compilation of hundreds of hours of rehearsal footage, on how MJ and his crew prepared for what could be the greatest show ever performed by the great genius. In a nutshell, it shows you what to expect and what will the concert look like should it take place. There are footages of how the auditions for the dancers went on (a very brutal selection process I would say), the stage preparation, the visual effects. They even construct some new video scenes to complement the concert for songs like 'Thriller', 'Earth Song' and 'Smooth Criminal'. From what I saw, they really put an effort to make it BIG! It was going to be the greatest pop concert ever based on what I saw and its preparations.

Well, some might say that the release of this so-called film is only a mere publicity stunt, as a means to return what they have invested, taking advantage of the good name and just 'milk' the public in any way possible. I could not deny that possibility, and based on what I've read the public seemed to have that same opinion. But then, most of the public seemed to embrace the release of this film. Reviews were positive (at least the ones I read) said that they're glad to be able to watch MJ one last time, preparing of the greatest show in his life. Fans can see that MJ really loves his fans, and that is shown in the rehearsals. Yeah, he takes rehearsals very seriously!

MJ's attention to detail is very, very admirable. Despite being 50, he knows his stuff very well. He knows the right note to hit, when to excatly hit them. His dance move is still rockin'. You can see that he has the stamina to get the concert going. There are no signs of deteriorating health, although MH can been seen obviously thin. He is very methodical in his approach, and for that reason, it is a pleaure watching a genius at work.

I came back a happy audience. Despite being only a rehearsal footage, you can't help it but to be excited, excited of things that might happen. It is just unbelievable! Too bad the audience took it like they're watching a movie. I was dying to clap my hands, shouting 'Woooo' after each song and they can just sit there seriously like watching an epic film. Only when the end credits started to appear, people started clapping. What a dull audience. Have you not been in a concert before? That is how you should embrace 'This Is It', imo. A review from BBC can be read here. Go watch it if you're an MJ fan. I think you will not be disappointed...Signing off..

27 October 2009

Eye Candy For Your Viewing Pleasure...

Well, not in the perverty sort kind of way. Have you ever looked at clouds at the sky and thought ' Gee, that cloud just looks funny looking!' Well, you're not the only one who ever had that thought. Check out some other weird looking clouds. Have a good day!



More can be looked here

26 October 2009

Social Networking 2.0 and the Economy

I'm still here at work, just feeling lazy to get back home. I was browsing through Digg and I found this link to the Telegraph UK website. Apparently according to the survey made, Twitter and Facebooks users have cost UK 1.38 million pounds worth of wasted time. Sounds impossibly true? I don't think so, coz I actually know my colleagues spend quite some time over Facebook. However, I'm not quite sure how these amounts of so-called 'wasted time' are translated into monetary value. You be the judge...


Twitter 'costs British economy £1.38bn'
Social networking websites such as Twitter are costing British businesses £1.38 billion a year in wasted time, a survey claims.

By Nick CollinsPublished: 12:01AM GMT 26 Oct 2009


More than half of office workers use sites like Twitter and Facebook for personal use during the working day, and admit wasting an average of 40 minutes a week each.
One in three of the 1,460 office workers surveyed also said they had seen sensitive company information posted on social networking sites, leading to fears about how workers use the internet.


Philip Wicks, consultant at Morse, the IT services and technology company who commissioned the survey, said the true cost to the economy could be substantially higher than the £1.38bn estimate.

“When someone is asked for their own use they say around 40 minutes a week, but when asked about their colleagues they say they say up to an hour a day. We have used the lower of those figures rather than the high point," he said.

“It is the sort of thing people constantly use which means that its not quite the same as doing a crossword, where you spend half an hour on it and it is finished.

“When it comes to an office environment the use of these sites is clearly becoming a productivity black hole.

“Social networking can be a cause for good when it is used professionally but I think organisations need to wake up – that is not the way it is always being used.”

David Clubb, managing director of Office Angels, the recruitment firm, added: “As younger generations join the workplace, I believe UK businesses will, inevitably, have to embrace social networks, recognising the benefits of providing staff with well deserved downtime, but also their potential for business networking.”

Three quarters of the office workers surveyed said their employer had not given them any specific guidelines on how to use Twitter, but 84 per cent believed it should be up to them what they post online.

Last month staff at PC World and Currys were found to have posted offensive comments about customers on Facebook groups.

Some posters who said they were employed by the shops’ parent company, DSG, said some customers deserved to be punched, and asked if they should be allowed to “cattle prod” them.
British Airways staff used Facebook to complain about customers’ “stupid American accents” last year, while Virgin Atlantic employees referred to some passengers as “chavs”.

23 October 2009

You Got Busted!

Have you checked out today's news? A report released by the Auditor General reveals a lot of discrepencies, curious expenditures, and many more questions that need answering. Check this out:

RM42,320 for a laptop
By YENG AI CHUN


KUALA LUMPUR: Who in their right mind would pay RM42,320 for a laptop?

Kolej Kemahiran Tinggi Mara Balik Pulau in Penang not only paid the price but bought two units of the same brand – Acer Aspire-5052ANWXMI, at a whopping price of RM84,640, said the Auditor-General’s Report.

In addition, the college purchased 450 units of computer CAD with network card at RM3.45mil for 12 labs. Each 19-inch monitor costs RM8,500 while a 17-inch monitor costs RM7,500.
“A check with local companies showed that the market price for the latest model is between RM5,350 to RM6,500 each. Worse still the computers, Precision 390 Dell, that were supplied are no longer in the market,” it said.


Also purchased were 15 laser printers, Hewlet Packard P3005X, at the price of RM7,722 each when the market price was about RM5,000 per unit.

In reply, Mara said the equipment were purchased in a lump sump and there was no price breakdown for the laptops.

The price breakdown was only done after the equipment was supplied for the purpose assets record and it could not be used as a basis for reference.

“Nevertheless, Mara has created a task force and is conducting a price adjustment for all the equipment,” it said.

The report also stated that the college had paid between RM1,398 and RM2,945 for 204 teaching manuals.

“Checks found that the teaching manuals supplied were bound using comb binding. The teaching manuals obtained at a cost of RM358,476 is a waste because they were never used,” it said, adding that the supplier has been notified to provide the original version of the teaching manual in hard cover.

Mara also spent RM2.08mil buying computer software it didn’t need.

Audits also found many discrepancies in prices paid for the same equipment, including the same LCD projectors that costs RM3,500 and RM8,000 for two different laboratories.

“Swivel stools were also purchased at three different prices – RM340, RM350 and RM450 per unit and they did not even meet the agreed specifications in the agreement.

“Other swivel chairs were bought for between RM810 to RM1,050 per unit when the college had bought the same chair previously at RM336 per unit,” it said.

The report also stated that the German-Malaysian Institute which was picked as the consultant, had proposed a ceiling price of RM84.5mil for the purchase of equipment for the college while the Economic Planing Unit (EPU) fixed the price at RM127.65mil.

“The reason for the higher price was to speed up the process of obtaining the supplies. In the end the agreed contract was fixed at RM112.42mil. Mara had submitted a letter to the Finance Ministry to say that the figure was reasonable.

“Audit found that the agreed price for the purchase of equipment is not reasonable. This is because the approach taken by Mara did not fufill the criteria set by the Finance Ministry, which is to negotiate for the lowest price possible.

17 October 2009

Man That Was Freakin' Close...

I was watching the news when a footage towards the end of the news shocked me. This lady was talking to someone at the train station, when her stroller (presumbaly with a baby in it) just slides down to the platform. To make things more horrifying, a train was approaching the platform. The CCTV recording was unimaginably scary. Thank God, the baby is remarkably unharmed. I'm speechless...
The news can be read here

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16 October 2009

History Lesson With A 'Wow' Factor...


Honest to God, I never really liked history lessons back in school. Although there actually might be some interesting stories which shaped the world today, learning through text books is definitely not the way to make students appreciate what had happened. I just can't stand those long texts and dull pictures, it's just....yuckk, I'll pass. If it wasn't for the secret notes prepared during the exam, I would have miserably flunked. My perception of history have then changed, right this moment.

I have just finished watching a 6-part documentary called Apocalypse: The Second World War. As you've guessed it, it's about the happenings surround WWII, from up rise of the great Nazi under the command of the Fuhrer, Adolf Hitler, the clash of titans between Germany and USSR (Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, basically all the famous names you've heard but could not care less), how the Allied troops get tangled in the war, as well as the conquest of the Pacific by the Japanese. The documentary was made using actual footage gathered during the war, colourised to add the extra ummph effect (which I think is just brilliant), add up an awesome score and top notch commentary and you got yourselves one hell of a story, way better than any depicted Hollywood flicks. It's just raw, uncensored, original, just the way history should be presented.

A few things left me thinking after watching it. One, how massive the scale of the war is. To think that a typical Hollywood war movie would cost easily 200-300 millions of dollars, which last for like 2 hours tops, compared to the actual war which lasted tenths of years, with ten times the scale, the cost is just unimaginable to the human brain. Two, the human cost of this great war. At least 50 million people have died, many of which are civillians, cities got annihilated just like some toy model construction project, tonnes of firepower used (which I have to admit, is so damn cool, I so like one those they called Stalin's Organ, basically a rocket launcher). Third, the brutality of the Nazis in realising its disposition of the Jews. I mean, you've heard about how brutal the Holocaust is but you can't just really digest on how bad it is? Watch this documentary and you'll truly understand the savage, the mindlessness, the brutality they have caused under the name of ideology. Fourth, to see how great leaders influence their followers until their fanaticism of the ideology is established. Lastly, how basic necessities can turn people into desperation. Just look at Japan's struggle for survival, which led to the bombing of Pearl Harbour and the conquest of the Pacific. Desperation is written all over the face of the Japanese back then.

How I wished my history lessons were taught just like this. You can't help but to appreciate your life better, and how it's important to put peace as the top priority. In the end in this kind of warfare, no party actually wins, and that I think is the most important lesson of all. Brilliant documentary, I even have recommended my colleagues to watch it.

Apocalypse: The Second World War airs on the National Geographic Channel (Astro channel 553), if I'm not mistaken at 2200hrs, Monday.

15 October 2009

You Want Your Money? Come and Fight for It!

It's that time of the year again. As the company I'm working in just passed the 2nd quarter of our financial year, we are to prepare our maintenance budget for the next financial year. Basically we'll have our internal sits between supervisors of that particular section, discuss what our requirements are, undergo a series of review, scrutinizing, and challenge by the top management before the budget got sanctioned. All sections have finished consolidating our prepared budget, and we had an away day (2 days technically) at one of the hotels in Malacca, basically to go through everything all of us have prepared, and starts the bashing and questioning session. If you've never been through one of these reviews, trust me; it's brutal. You need to get your facts right, supporting information, and hell lots of moral support. To make things worse, other sections were represented by their managers, planners and supervisors, while I was all alone (my boss was away for a conference). It was ugly. The session was attended by all head of departments and head planners of each discipline, but the main cast of the bashers consist of the GM of Engineering, the principal engineer for Mechanical - Rotating, and last but not least, the Head of the Reliability unit. They'll look at this year's budget, year to date expenditure (to see how well you're doing), your expectations for next year, and hell lots of reasons as to why you're asking for more. We were there from 8am till 9pm for two straight days, and heck, it is not over yet! Another session has to be set. I'm mentally exhausted in the end of the day, and my section's department got slashed by about 40%. I just could not present my case better. It's just like a court battle. Who says being an engineer does not require you to act like a lawyer? Till the next post...

Oh yeah, btw we're also stressed out as we have to prepare our mid year review on our performance appraisal. I need to take a step back, review my KPIs have basically, try to 'sell' myself of my performance.....

10 October 2009

What The Opposite Sex Searches in Google...

So check this out, I found out a picture on Digg which I thought was fake, so I've decided to try it on my own. It's funny how sometimes people just Google for almost anything. I mean anything! Check out these pictures. If you happen to have found any other interesting findings, let me know:)
See how men and women expect different things in life? Have a good weekend...

p/s: I just realised, this post is posted at 10/10, at 1111hrs...cool...

09 October 2009

The Passing of O.C...May The Other Side Of The World Shines Bright For You


I'm still thinking of my words for this post. For those who don't know, O.C has recently passed away yesterday (according to my mum, at 1745) after suffering what is diagnosed as kidney failure. It is a sad news and a great lost to the family who have loved him so very much. I'm dedicating this post as a tribute to the adorable feline who coloured the lives of the family all this time.

It was 5 years ago when O.C was brought back home by Yaya. My mum was never a pet lover, and initially didn't really agree for him to enter our lives. It will be such a hassle taking after a pet, she initiially thought. Little by little, that negativity turned for the better, and was well accepted by all of us.

It is hard not to recognize O.C when you enter the house. He is perhaps the reincarnation of Garfield in real life (minus the colour and the attitude of course). I think he was last weighed at 6.5 kilos. Yeah, that surpises many, I'm sure. His way of sleeping is also funny, sleeping pretty much like human (tido terkangkang)..He's quite the kampong type of cat; he can smell fish in the kitchen prepared for lunch right from the front entrance. Once left unguarded, he will make his move and ruined everything. Eventually, he got scolded, haha. That's all he cares about, eat and sleep (which explains his roundness). He may sometimes act all psycho and run here and there for no reason at all. He's very pantang when he sees the front door opened, he try his best to get outside to fight other outside cats. He's quite a bully towards his 'sister', Cendol.

But what we loved about him is his 'manja'ness. He will come near you and purr on your tummy, he will walk along the top part of the couch and starts licking your head, he'll regularly come next to you and gesel gesel at your feet. He even sleeps with my dad and my sister when they want him too. He enjoys sightseeing when our maid was doing her chores outside the yard.

I'm not sure if this is the right length of what I'm planning to write, but I'll stop here. Despite everything that has happened, good or bad, one thing is for sure; he is family. We are truly sad of this lost, and he will be missed. The house sure feels different now without you. We love you, O.C...

04 October 2009

Seen And Heard: Uncle Kracker - Smile

Another tune worthy of your ears by Uncle Kracker (the group who was famous for the 'Follow Me, Everything Is Alright' song). Enjoy:)
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You're better then the best
I'm lucky just to linger in your light
Cooler then the flip side of my pillow, that's right
Completely unaware
Nothing can compare to where you send me,
Lets me know that it's ok, yeah it's ok
And the moments where my good times start to fade

You make me smile like the sun
Fall out of bed, sing like bird
Dizzy in my head, spin like a record
Crazy on a Sunday night
You make me dance like a fool
Forget how to breathe
Shine like gold, buzz like a bee
Just the thought of you can drive me wild
Ohh, you make me smile

Even when you're gone
Somehow you come along
Just like a flower poking the sidewalk crack and just like that
You steal away the rain and just like that

You make me smile like the sun
Fall out of bed, sing like bird
Dizzy in my head, spin like a record
Crazy on a Sunday night
You make me dance like a fool
Forget how to breathe
Shine like gold, buzz like a bee
Just the thought of you can drive me wild
Ohh, you make me smile

Don't know how I lived without you
Cuz everytime that I get around you
I see the best of me inside your eyes
You make me smile
You make me dance like a fool
Forget how to breathe
Shine like gold, buzz like a bee
Just the thought of you can drive me wild

You make me smile like the sun
Fall out of bed, sing like bird
Dizzy in my head, spin like a record
Crazy on a Sunday night
You make me dance like a fool
Forget how to breathe
Shine like gold, buzz like a bee
Just the thought of you can drive me wild
Ohh, you make me smile

Size Does Matter...And Apparently Too Big Isn't Good Either...

So check this out, a Taiwanese newspaper reported that a woman has asked for divorce from her husband (btw, this is her 2nd attempt) because his 'little general' is not so little. She claimed to have beared excruciating pain during intercourse with her husband. I never thought that I would actually hear this. Everytime it has always been 'bigger is better, longer is better, bla3'...The woman's petition got rejected though, so let's hope that nothing nasty will happen to that guy's 'little guy'

More can be read here

03 October 2009

Let's Stuff Ourselves With Food, Food And More Food This Festive Season!

Woww, it's getting more and more difficult for me to keep updating my blog. Look at my September posts; not even 10 posts I have put! I am currently short in material to put in, so just bear with me ok..Anyway, it might have been almost 2 weeks of Hari Raya, but the raya mood has never been dull! Back in my office last week, the first few days were spent stuffing ourselves with hampers from the contractors, kueh raya's from colleagues, you name it. And then the weekends came and there you go; tonnes of open house invitations which I'm afraid I could not attend some of them. I'm terribly sorry if could not attend to your humble homes, timing has just been very very challenging. Today I attended like 4 open houses in Malacca up to Bangi, and I missed like two houses for the day. And to make it worse, it rains in Malacca, which made it even harder for you to plan your day. Then there's more open houses, wedding invitations, more and more callouts for free food! I suppose the scenario will be somewhat the same next week...looking forward to it!

28 September 2009

Rayo Rayo Rayo: Pictures

Well, enough babbling about what happened in Raya; pictures have been uploaded into my web albums. You can either check it out picasaweb.google.com/tengkuakram, or click at the left corner of my blog, or if you are ever so lazy, here are some snapshots:


Yours truly...:)

27 September 2009

Rayo Rayo Rayo: Post No. 2

Hari Ahad nih, huje plok tu..pahtu tgh takdok kijo nok wak, kawe ingat kawe sambung balik cito rayo..doktau jugok nok cito lagu mano nih, kawe tra oyak ikuk de jah la deh..ikuk hok mano ingat..

Time time rayo ni hok sedaknyo bilo woghih waghoh balik blako, pahtu bleh jupo temu muko blako. Yo la, hari lain meme payoh la nok jupo. Soh ko sepupu, anok sedaro gapo, adik beradik sdiri pun payoh nok jupo. Mujur la tahun ni ado belako, adik beradik balik belako. Suko benar kawe bilo rama2 kupo kat umoh, pah wak mace2. Ado 1 hari tuh, sepupu kawe sore tuh, dok tau la mipi gapo dio, napok ube atah palo kawe byk sero gata tange nok cabuk, haha...lok wi ko dio cabuk la, syok jugok ado ore rajin nok tulong cabuk...Time2 ni jugok la dengar gossip2 sensasi hahaha...kes tahun lepah x wi duit rayo, tahun ni dok wi etek la, ado kisoh mid-age life crisis la, pahtu ado kes sakit pakak x oyak ko sapo pun..kes serius tu padahal...haihh mace2...

Pahtu gak adat la bilo time2 rayo ni, banyok oghe wak open house, banyok jenih makene la buleh jupo. Umoh kawe time rayo wak nasik dage, roti jalo, sate...kuih rayo ado puluh2 kagho, pahtu ado nge kek la puding la..pahtu gi umoh ore lain ado nge nasik huje panah, makaroni, gulai kambing, kuzi...haihh byk sgt...meme la ore oyak, time poso gak turun 2,3 kilo..rayo x sapa seminggu naik balik doh eh...tapi nok wak guano, x make ke ore oyak dok sudi jamoh, nok toksey jamoh jugok skik. De dekak 10 butir umoh go open house, kenye kakloh jugok la weh..pahtu hari rayo ke-4 pakak pakak wak bbq, bokte semo balik blako..gi la beli aye, ude, serbo serbi la..suko tapi bilo wak bendo2 gini skali skalo

Kito kelik Klate skali skalo ke, kade2 naik bengong tengok Kelate. Ho la, tiap2 tahun ado jah bendo beruboh. Tahun ni kelik, jale byk beruboh, jale hok dulu 2 lane loni jadi 1 lane doh..pahtu loni ado keda baru, Giant and Parkson bukok doh (tapi tokde nok gi melawat). Tapi gak, koho byk keda baru, koho rama ore di bandar. Oloh la, time rayo sumak supo gapo nah bandar..jadi supo KL la pulok. Nok bukti lagi kukuh? Kawe gi Tesco nok gi bli bare2 nok wak BBQ ke, aye abih licin! air oren hok botol2 tu abih kosong di shelf dio nuh...gilo kato pok2 kelate ni shopping..sebesar2 Tesco tu buleh abih bare...

Hok sedak skali (untok budok2 la kot, tapi ore tuo pun buleh tehe jugok suko) time2 rayo ni gak, main bungo api la, huhu. Kelate ni stakak ni, x penoh x napok bungo api, tiap2 tahun ado jah oore duk pase, duk main..oyak la larange gajoh rima pun, ado jah ore jual, ado jah hok jo beli..budok2 main hok kecik2 jah la, tapi hok budok2 besar jange ingat demo ni dok main..Male rayo ke-4, sepupu kawe telepon abe kawe ajok gi umoh nok nyucuh mercun. Haihh, ale2 mercun ni bilo sapa umoh, mercun hok stok2 beratuh dah ni, 300-400 dah nah...Rego ado kak RM300 lebih sekotok, pahtu ado 5...gilo la, abih 1500 bli mercun sajo, dahsyat2.. tapi meme happening la mercun dio, mace tahun baru/merdeka punyo show la..video ado aloh abe kawe, nati kalu kawe buleh kawe upload mano2..meme biso

Tuh jah kot hok kawe ingat...ado lagi raso2 hok kawe dok cito lagi..pahtu gambar pun nati kawe upload di Picasa kawe..bereh blako...

25 September 2009

Rayo Rayo Rayo: Post No. 1

I just got back from my 1 week Hari Raya holiday in Kelantan last night. Wow, it has been almost 2 weeks since my last post. I'm trying to do something different in my next couple of posts; blogging in kelantanse. If you don't understand, well..tough luck...

Aduhh, nok jadi ko cito nyo. hari ngelah sebelum kito cuti tuh (hari Khamis), siap2 gi kijo, kiro semangat la nok perabih kijo gapo semo. Ho la, mood nok rayo doh weh..sapa2 jah di opih nuh, x pasal2 ado emergency sabit ko compressor trip...aduhhh, punoh mood rayo..haihh, kelik lewat jugok la ari tuh. patut sapa KL time bukok poso gitu, bukok poso di opih la. Mujurla sek2 ni oda nasik briyani power. Buleh tehe jugok la power dio tuh, kambing plok tuh. Kawe kelik sapa di KL dkat pukul 11 doh kot. Mujur la bare2 packing abih doh, kiro bangun pagi esok nati dok gaduh doh, ke ningga tu la ni la...

Hari Jumaat, dale pukul 10 gitu baru tolok tubik umoh. Tahun ni spesel skik, sebabnyo bawok kelik keto baru, hahaha..sedakla wak ngisi bare, mugo boot keto ni besar kak'loh. Kalu ikuk gak KL nok gi Kelate ni amik maso abih2 derah pun 7 je la, mugo bukenyo ado highway gapo, jale kapong jah. Tapi kiro nasib baik jugok la, maso kelik tuh jale dok brapo jem. Keto tu banyok jugok, tapi kiro gerok la jugok, takdokla duk ngesot2 supo siput. Tapi hok kelik2 kapong ni pun biso2 jugok bawok keto; pakak gi derah blako, main potong jah dok kiro selekoh ko gapo ko. Sapa ko bah Mutiara hok 2 tikak tu pun potong buke main lagi. Hambak trip kot, nok amik ore blako. Tapi alhamdulillah, kawe bawok berhemah (takdok la sapa mace siput, derah jugok kawe bawok), ok blako. Sapa di KB dale pukul 7:40 gitu, kiro bukok poso dale keto la dulu (breti meta di Kuala Krai nuh, isi2 minyok keto, bli air)

Sapa di KB dale pukul 7:40, pah x sapa suku je, Abe Yie sapa etek. Dio duk oyak nyo nok tolok balik lepah kijo, ingat ko pukul 5 tolok teruh la. Aik duk mikir, derah stagho mano nah dio bawok keto (dio meme bwk derah pun, namo lg pilot). Pah dio oyak tolok balik pukul 3, haaaa logik la gitu gak. Pah pakak duduk di mejo bukok poso. Male tu dok wak gapo sangat, mugo letih tu gak blako. Lepah usung beg2 blake but keto, lepok2, bual2, pahtu gak tido la. Esok hari ngelah poso doh, keno bangun sahur.

Pagi Sabtu tuh, bangun la nok gi basuh keto. Yo la, cemar supo gapo keto. Gi2 kat tepak basuh nuh, tu dioo...dekak 20 butir keto duk nunggu nok basuh etek. Time sapa tuh, dio baru basuh keto no 4, keto kito nge abe kito no 21 & 22. Haihh, selok jugok nk nunggu nih, tapi tunggu jugok la. Meme sek2 hok kelik smale jugok nih tgk ko keto tuh. Keto plate 'W', pahtu cemar dio sepeseng blako, supo keto kawe. Dekak 3 je jugok nunggu nyo, pukul 11 lebih baru siap keto. Wak pitih sungguh toke2 tepak basuh keto nih, kalu 100 butir basuh 1 hari, sebutir keto RM10, haihh dekak 1000 jugok buleh 1 hari...Pah pete tuh papa ajok gi Tendong, umoh Tokku (ayoh ko papa). Tokku segar lagi napok, tapi kato telingo dok brapo dengar doh la (tapi rayo ke-4 gi plok, dengar molek plok, tunggu next post).

Male tuh, tunggu la announcement rato di TV. Saspen tuh gak, tapi tgk2 meme esok Rayo. Alhamdulillah, sebule poso, rayo doh..meta jah maso ni jale...

Ok, kawe stop dulu..Nati kawe sambung lagi cito rayo kawe...

13 September 2009

Sex Appeal Has Science Written All Over It...

I happened to watch this documentary on Discovery, about 'The Science Of Sex Appeal' which I think is really an educational one. I actually learnt some new stuff about the opposite sex, huhu. So, lessons in brief:

1) Male which are considered a 9 or a 10, but less successful are less attractive compared to an average joe who is successful. (So guys, good looks don't sell as much as deep pockets!)

2) Ovulating women are more flirtatious and send more 'signals' to the opposite sex (and showing more skin too, huhu). Something to do with their raging hormones I supposed.

3) Women who experience adrenaline rush are more...how to say this...giving. Basically when we engage in thrill sports like bungee or just been on a rollercoaster, huge amounts of dopamine (pleasure hormone) gives us the high, and so we find everything more attractive than supposed to (which according to a friend of mine explains why mat rempits got all the chicks!)

4) Women can change their perception of a man based on the car he drives. Basically different cars show different perceptions of power and security (which confirms statement 1). So ladies, there is a reason why guys are more into his toys and rides!

5) Women (and men!) walk differently when they're trying to show off their sexiness and all. Yes, we all have our own sexy struts; you women with your swinging hips, and us guys with our manly shoulder swaggering motion. Kira jalan maintain la...

6) Math plays a vital role in determining a beautiful face. Symmetry is everything!

7) It's in our genes that we aim for the perfect 10

Here's a playlist of some of the clips shown in the documentary. Happy watching and learning about the opposite sex:)

12 September 2009

She.. I Mean He...Wait, She...Oops, I Mean He...Excuse Me, She...Which Is Which?


Another controversy has been causing quite a stir in the world of women athletics. Apparently a medical report claimed that Caster Semenya (pic) is in fact a she-male. Confusing? You betcha! It is claimed that she (or he, whichever makes you happy) has both male and female genitalia. And I quote:

'The Sydney Morning Herald said extensive examinations of Semenya have shown she is technically a hermaphrodite. Medical reports indicate she has no ovaries, but rather has internal male testes, which are producing large amounts of testosterone.'

(30 seconds stunned in silence)...Awkward...

More can be read here

11 September 2009

Beauty With Brains: A Joke

It's Friday, and the weekends are coming! What better way to brighten up your smile than to read a joke. It was sent by a colleague of mine (one of those forwarded emails and all) and it's brilliant! Mind you, it's 18SX in nature and you are discouraged in any circumstances read this aloud. You've been warned...So, what are you waiting for? Laugh your ass off!



Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......

(Applause!Applause!)



Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull)

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

(Applause! Applause !)



Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.

(Applause!Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)



Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?

Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the back door.

(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)



Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms India: Because it works day and night......

(Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)



Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.

(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)



Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are like Deng Siu Ping.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.

(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)



Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.

(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

10 September 2009

Who Copied Whom: A Two Sen Pondering

You guys know about this bickering between Indonesia & Malaysia about who stole whose culture and all that? I happened to read an article written by an Indonesian in sharing his point of view. It's a good thing sometimes to hear from the other side of the wall. Happy reading!


AT FIRST I thought it was a slow news day. When a news programme was broadcasting an item titled “Indonesian culture robbed by Malaysia”, I watched it in mute mode, admiring scenes of Chinese girls eating laksa and going shopping, in another Malaysia tourism video.
The next day, the stealing claim seemed justified. The stolen culture in question was the Pendet dance from Bali, which in no way would reach Malaysia through shared Malayan culture or through Javanese and Bugis migrants.


Until today, voices condemning Malaysia are still being aired, with professors and political scientists saying Malaysia has no indigenous culture and thus has some sort of inferiority complex, and thus is stealing Indonesian culture.

Furthermore, many learned Indonesians sneer at Malaysia’s tourism slogan, “Truly Asia”, saying that it’s nonsense and proves that Malaysia has no true identity.

This newspaper, however, pointed out that “Truly Asia” means that Malaysia is a one-stop destination for tourists wishing to see Southeast Asian, Chinese and Indian cultures.

Some Indonesian condemners may still be unaware of Malaysia’s multiple-ethnicities, while others may deliberately ignore it and feel more comfortable with the view that Malaysia is a Malay nation.

As for the Pendet case, it turns out the video was made by a private production house that just copied and pasted several fun tourism images, without any intention of malice.

I found proof about the “Truly Asia” slogan on my arrival at Kuala Lumpur: The taxi got lost and I couldn’t get through to my friend’s phone ­– at sunrise on an empty suburban road. I tried to ask for directions from several strangers.

The first one were an elderly Chinese couple who didn’t speak English or Malay.

The second were a couple of Indian garbage men who spoke broken English. The Malay taxi driver preferred to talk in English as our Malay dialects were incomprehensible to each other.
Finally he got the address from a Malay youth. I found the house in time for breakfast, ready to feast on wonderful Malaysian food, such as laksa and nasi lemak, and drinks like teh tarik and susu bandung.

Many Indonesians in Malaysia must consume an unfunny old joke. In the courtyard before the Petronas Tower one night, my host said we should avoid the dark spots otherwise we could be robbed by “your countrymen”.

This newspaper had received some complaints from Malaysians that said the Indonesian media and people never talked about the violent crimes carried out by Indonesians in Malaysia.

We retaliated by pointing out that Noordin Mohammad Top is a Malaysian national, and some have even gone so far to suggest that he was planted by the Malaysian government to ruin the Indonesian tourism industry.

In fact, there is no culture war and no tourism war between Malaysia and Indonesia. Malaysia’s biggest rival in attracting tourists is Singapore, and thus Malaysia’s promos offer similar things that Singapore offers – vibrant nightlife, glorious food, Formula 1 racing and great shopping experiences.

Do our tourism promos cover those things? Malaysians count Singapore as their dreadful rival, and hardly think of Indonesia, which is on a different class.

Indonesia’s hatred for Malaysia has been around since the 1960s, probably earlier. Malaysia is the political opposite of Indonesia. It had good relations with its British coloniser, it is a federation, a parliamentary monarchy, and it is never interested in socialism.

After peace returned with the creation of the Asean bloc, both governments tried to convince the people that Indonesians and Malaysians were brothers of the same stock.

This effort held until the 21st century, when Malaysian economic progress left Indonesian behind, and more learned Indonesians are embracing Sukarno-style zero-sum nationalism.
The real story is still the same after 40 years – distract one’s woes by creating and hating a foreign enemy.

As often stressed by other writers, some cultural items that we have claimed were “robbed” by Malaysia are not exclusively Indonesian.

Batik is a common throughout Southeast Asia, and a top batik brand wrote in its coffee table book that batik had been influenced for centuries by Chinese, Indian, Arabic, European and Japanese designs.

Musical instruments like the angklung and gamelan are also common throughout South East Asia.

Wayang is hardly Indonesian – the hide puppets originated from mainland South East Asia, and there are similar storytelling arts in China, Japan and Europe. When Miss Indonesia dressed as Srikandi, she dressed as a Hindu – and Indian – character still revered religiously in India and Malaysia.

As for the disputed isles, I think it’s ridiculous if white collar men in Jakarta could get upset reading the news about Ambalat, and yet the next minute they are making backstabbing remarks about fellow Indonesians from outside Java.

Disputed territories are hardly unique – Japanese and Koreans fight over a rock and on the naming of the sea between their nation and Cambodia had an anti-Thai riot because of a temple located nearby the modern borderlines.

We claim Malaysia has an inferiority complex, and yet the problem is our own. Of course, Malaysia is guilty of ignorance and laziness in making its tourism commercials, but it’s pointless and confusing to dwell on one objectionable frame and continue to fuss about it.
We accuse Malaysia of disrespecting us because deep inside we feel that our supposed “brother” has left us behind with its decent standard of living, global brands (eg Air Asia, Maxis, Petronas and Michelle Yeoh) and good investment reputation.

Russians have had similar problems with former USSR states, and Chinese netizens have grudges with the Japanese and Americans.

In all three cases, past history is always offered for justification of hatred, as we’re closing in to 2010. But Malaysia is also having similar internal strife.

As its Chinese and Indian populations become more politically involved, harassment and foul plays also increase.

Malaysian politicians have become increasingly comical and ridiculous in acting as defenders of Muslims and Malays, and its political and religious freedoms are far below Indonesia.
Flying the Indonesian flag on your product and wallpaper, while condemning Malaysia on your Twitter and T-shirt, won’t solve anything.

Malaysia never thinks about those tourism commercials and they know that Noordin Mohammad Top is a Malaysian hiding in Indonesia because he couldn’t survive in Malaysia.
We can accept that the crime rate in Indonesia is high – so it makes sense that many Indonesians in Malaysia are involved in violent crimes.

If you want more tourists to visit Indonesia, stop sending the message that you dislike foreigners. If you want Pertamina to become a global brand like Petronas, and to have Formula One held in Indonesia, study and follow their steps. If you find an item on the Internet demeaning Indonesia, ignore it and move on with your own priorities.

Stop getting so angry about trivial things so easily when we have potential to do great things for ourselves. — Asia News Network/Jakarta Post