Or perhaps once in a blue moon. Oh well, you be the judge. That's what happened. You go to a shopping mall, you walk around, you see things, your mind ponders and you can't help it but have a giggle deep inside (too bad no pictures were taken, it could have been some sweet memories:
1) A relatively large and round kid (neglected and he shall be obese) showing signs of fatigue after a stroll (in Malay you say jalan sikit dah mengah. How cute.
2) A security guard minding his own business and taking things a little too extreme. What did he do? Oh well, let's just say it involves his hand and...his bum (garu gatal tak hingat punyer, tak cover line langsung). And to think that he is displaying his actions close to the escalator is just disturbing.
3) A father missing his kid (D'uh typical). Not a good way to start your day. You just don't know what might happened in today's world if you left your kids unguarded.
4) A male promoter who showed his 'manly' enthusiasm a little too much when selling perfumes (He was even shocked to find out how much cash voucher is waiting for his customer: quote 'Hah ye ke? 50 ringgit voucher??')
5) Women (who obviously we know has a high taste when it comes to fashion) wearing items which I considered loud to the human eye. Yeah we're talking bling2 much to the extend of blinding your eyes should you look at it directly. Haha, well there's one with the yellow (yes, I said it right, YELLOW) leggings and yellow shoes (I guess she will survive walking at night, there's absolutely no f-ing way a motorist could not see her). And there's another woman that..let's just say her clother reminded me of disco balls. I'm dead serious!
6) And last but not least, people who treated shopping malls as a good place to play hide and seek.
What do you know..just when you thought you've seen it all...
On a seperate note, today is my mum and my eldest brother's birthday. So, mummy and abe ja: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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